Dogopearances

Summary
Bonus episode with real voicemails from listeners.

Synopsis
A selection of voicemails sent in by listeners. Many of the voicemails chosen had a dog theme. None of these are considered canon.


 * Acapella version of The Amelia Project theme
 * Ari who is stuck in the wrong body
 * A dog barking
 * Bob (not the comedian) who is in space and keeps dying and coming back
 * A child who wants to disappear from school and come back as a princess
 * A person who needs to have their dog disappear due to a number of bones and a pit. They would like their dog to return as a chihuahua
 * A person who has too many friends and needs to escape
 * Bon Jovi the dog needs to escape from an owner who won't let them pick up food from the street. Wants to switch with a clone and return as a human food truck owner.
 * A person calling for a hot chocolate
 * A person who needs help hiding from the earth itself
 * A person who has to disappear in a spectacular way (drown in cocoa) because they are bored. They want to reappear as themself.
 * Two people who are wanted for accidentally ending up in a secret military base
 * Carlotta Botox, actress and influencer turned social pariah, who wants to disappear by getting swallowed by the earth.

Quotes

 * Bon Jovi the dog: "Do you know how difficult it is to dial a number with paws?"